Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

There are several people on a train, ran by the most dapper skeleton known to man. The train can go to a certain number of stops, each labeled with a number. However, what stop the train is currently at, and at what stop each person should get off is unknown. Nothing can be seen outside of the train's opaque windows.



Welcome to Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

The game has a simple win condition: Guess the rule that determines who gets off at what stop.

This is a concealed rules game (like Mao ), so it may seem unfair, but I am working with an actual rule set, which I will PM to a cohort after this post is made. The first person to guess the rule wins the prize (nothing big, and only worth ~10 USD. If you win and don't want it, you can always pass it to someone else).

Now to the actual mechanical part of the game.

Anyone can post with any fictional character entering the train at any time (So no OCs / Real people. Oh, and uh... This will be easier if the character has a well built Wiki or TvTropes entry. I will do my best research, but I'm kind of stupid).
Anyone can post to guess the rule at any time.
When you want a character to get off of the train, simply say so. They will exit at the current stop, and whether it is the correct stop or not will be revealed.
Mr. Bones will be available, as the conductor, to answer any questions or requests.
Mr. Bones may refuse a request or give a cryptic answer, but he will NEVER LIE.

There are other actions players can take, but part of the game is figuring out what those are.

The train is currently stopped.
There are currently five people on the train:
Anakin Skywalker, The Joker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario.

Good luck. You'll need it. And remember your only hint:

THE GRIM REAPER BLOWS THE HORN

Poor Steven. He just wanted to ride a train.

Anyway, Teddie from Persona 4 boards the train because he has nothing better to do.

Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club) borders the train and begrudgingly takes a seat, fiddling her fingers.

CURRENTLY ON TRAIN:
Anakin Skywalker, The Joker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Teddie, Natsuki
The train is currently stopped.
Mr. Bones is playing a trumpet.

Kick off The Joker. Nobody here wants him.

The joker exits at the current stop.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE WRONG STOP. THE JOKER IS OVERCOME BY FLAME AND VANISHES.

Currently on the train:
Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Teddie, Natsuki.
The train is currently stopped.
Mr. Bones puts away his trumpet.

I like this. We just killed the Joker.

Anyway, let's add, umm... The Carebears. All of them.

I... will allow it.

All of the care bears have boarded the train. I will be referring to them simply as "the Care Bears" because I don't have a functional copy / paste right now.

Currently on the train:
Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Teddie, Natsuki, The Carebears.
The train is not moving.
Mr. Bones is serving refreshments.

LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

Let's add Yuri from DDLC

Yuri has boarded the train.
Currently on the train: Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Teddie, Natasuki, The Carebears, Yuri.
The train is not moving.
Mr. Bones is whistling.

Move the train. It has remained stopped for too long.

Mr. Bones begins to operate the train.
Forward or backward?

Forward, please.

The train has moved one stop forward. The stop number has increased in value by one.

Mr. Bones, how many passengers your train can hold?

(Also are you voiced by Joel from Vinesauce?)

Randy, my BOY, GIRL, PERSON, OR NONE OF THE ABOVE! Much like me, this train is very INCLUSIVE! It can hold an infinite number of people. I am also not voiced by Joel because this is all TEXT! (And we can't afford Vinesauce)

Let's kick Teddie out.

Teddie exits the car.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE WRONG STOP. TEDDIE IS CONSUMED BY FIRE.

The train is currently at Stop ?+1.
The current occupants are: Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidian Stormrage, Wario, Natsuki, The Carebears, Yuri.
Mr. Bones is tapping his bony heels together.

Neni don't look. It's too horrible.

... Anyway, now that a seat is clear, leeeeet's add this guy to the train.



One of thousands of DERP SCOUTS.

Let's kick out the Care Bears while we're at it. Let's see if this is just not a beary good stop.

Dear god.

I know not what I've unleashed.

The carebears exit the train at this stop.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE WRONG STOP. THE CARE BEARS ARE CONSUMED BY FIRE.

A derp scout boards the train in a derpy way.

The train is at stop ?+1
Current occupants: Anakin skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Natsuki, The Carebears, Yuri, Derp Scout.
Mr. Bones tips his top hat to the new comer and lets out a deep, "M'mmmm YESSS."

Well that was an unBEARable end. Let's conclude my mess with the game by adding in an obscure character in Marchrius Dennis Rossi. Also known as Marco from Metal Slug.

Also, a question for Mister Bones. On our current stop, is the number odd or even?

Shit son, I love metal slug. But metal slug 3. Uh.

Marco boards the train.
The train is currently at stop ?+1.
The current occupants are: Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Natsuki, Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco.



THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, SHUDA BABY! GOLD STAR! We are currently on an even numbered stop.

If it helps the next addressing, I'm a beautiful girl, thank you, Mr. Bones.

By the way, would you happen to know how are people and bears spontaneously combusting when they leave your train?