Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Mister Bones, if I were to write down our stop number, how many digits long would it be?

"ONLY A SINGLE DIGIT, OF COURSE! Just like my budget in zoo tycoon. At least for fences. Ahaha ha! And as to fire and people leaving... that's just a natural consequence of leaving our dear, dear train on the wrong stop! Oh yes, my beautiful girl Aliucon!"

Mister Bones. Out of the people currently on this train, is this stop any of theirs?

"That is a very good question! Though you picked a very bad stop to ask it on. This is very subjective, but for now I will say...

...

NO!"

Mister Bones, two more questions.

1. Is it possible for anyone to get on the train at their stop?

2. Is it possible for a stop to go from incorrect to correct or vice versa?

"My boy, you asked one good question and one bad one! The answer to the first question is YES! I need you to rephrase the second question, because it's a bit of a... BONER! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Alright, to make it better:

If I get in and my stop is, say, 20, is it ever possible for my stop number to change, or will it always and forever be 20?

"Much better! Your correct stop will never change. I could've said that before but I would've missed an amazing BONE JOKE! SANS HAS NOTHING ON ME!"

...I keep coming up with questions DAMMIT

Is it possible that I have more than one correct stop?

Mr. Bones, does the user that tells a character to enter or leave the train matter in determining which stop is theirs?

"Simply impossible, dear sweET SHUDA! No one can have more than one correct stop! I would be out of a job if that was the case! Bahahahaha!"

"Dead beautiful woman randy that gets offended by what I call them name wise! The users can win, but they mean nothing to the characters on my train! You're real but they're not!"

Is it possible for a character to NOT have a correct stop?

"No, that is not possible, Shuda! You sure do like questions! Thank you!
These other losers on the train are very quiet!"

Is a character's stop determined by the stop that they get on the train, or is it predetermined based on the character themselves?

"People don't change once on the train! They are who they are, and that's all that matters to me!"

I will not allow for this unbearable cruelty.

I enter Monokuma
Goldilocks’ three bears
And
The Gummi Bears

I put forward Lizzie McGuire for entry

Also, Winnie The Pooh

By the way, Mr. Bones, what number stop are we on?

Mr Bones, are we permitted to throw Neni off the train if she asks a bad question?

We should be.

Is the stop determined at least partially by the franchise the character comes from?

You just can’t *bear* my genius.

"Questions, we have questions! I will answer those first!"
"Dearest Neni, can't you read the post? We are at stop ?+1 of course."
"Dearest Reverie, Neni is not on this train. She will never be on this train."
"Dearest Helie, the franchise matters not. After all, I'm from roller coaster tycoon and 4chan! Ahahahaha!"

Give me a second to edit in the new passenger list.

Get Johny from THE ROOM in that train please

Now it's going to be a new post.

Several people board the train. Like, a bunch.
The train is currently at stop ?+1.
The current occupants are: Anakin Skywalker, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, Wario, Natsuki, Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Johhny (the best friend).
Mr. Bones has his assistants serve everyone hot chocolate.

Mr Bones, is mayonnaise an instrument?