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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:01 pm


"Peachy, what makes you think anyone here dies when they exit? That's a strange assumption!"
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Aliucon on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:02 pm

The rule must be something that's at least common to all fictional characters, but difficult to determine for OCs, and iffy to use on real people.

Shuda determined it has to be something immutable, and characters can share it with others, but there's also a finite number of stops.

Furthermore, Anakin and Chewbacca seem to share their own.

So I thought about it.

Their first appearance in fiction.

That's what we're using to determine the stop of each fictional character. It's something all of them HAVE to have in common, and share with others, whilst also having a finite number to draw from.

Anakin and Chewbacca first appeared in 1977, with the first Star Wars movie! Sure, Anakin doesn't necessarily show up there, but he IS there under the alias of Darth Vader!

And regarding the stop number... it has to be a mystery, because it was a big number. But we do know that Shuda determined that ?+1 is even. And we are in ?+2, which, if it is 1977, happens to be odd.

Therefore, I put forth that our first stop was 1975, and we could go up or down from there... but only a finite number of times!

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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:05 pm


"Randy, that is the most well thought out answer I think I have ever seen to this kind of riddle! It's also completely wrong. Good try, though!"
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Aliucon on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:06 pm

Aw, bummer.

*penalty sound*
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:17 pm

Kick everyone off the train.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:19 pm

ERROR! Only one character can be removed at a time.



"Nice try, my pal! But that would just be too confusing for me! Having to consult my rule book for each person would be taxing!"
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:21 pm

That's fine. We'll do this manually. I request that Illidan leave the train.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:26 pm

Good loophole.

Illidan Stormrage leaves the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE INCORRECT STOP. ILLIDAN IS CONSUMED BY FIRE.
The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Wario, Natsuki, Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Johhny (the best friend), Sabin.
Mr. Bones wags his finger at Monokuma.


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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:31 pm

Thanks, I try. But this is good information already, so it's not for naught.

Remove one (1) Wario from the train.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Any1 on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:34 pm

Hey, why does everyone have to die? Remove Johnny at once.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:51 pm

Didn't you hear? Nobody dies upon leaving.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Peachy on Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:58 pm

Then why do they suffer horrible fates?

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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:01 pm

Why does anyone
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:11 pm

Wario exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE INCORRECT STOP. WARIO IS CONSUMED BY FIRE.

The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Natsuki, Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Johhny (the best friend), Sabin.



"Dear Any, as I'm sure you have already gathered from the posts made while I was rewriting this entire post, why do you assume that any one dies?"
"Dear Peachy, that is a question I cannot answer, but it is a very, very good question.

Johnny exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE CORRECT STOP. JOHNNY IS TURNED INTO A TREE AND FEASTED UPON BY- [REDACTED]

The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Natsuki, Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Sabin.

Mr. Bones cackles.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Nenilein on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:13 pm

I request that everyone who was previously kicked off reboards the train.

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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:16 pm

Get rid of Natsuki. Also, Mr Bones, who is Natsuki?

Neni, for fuck's-
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:23 pm

The Joker, Teddie, The Carebears, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario reboard the train, no worse for wear.



"I assure you, no mistake was made with who just reboarded relative to your request, Neni. Even if it appears that way at first..."
"Dear Reverie, Natsuki is a character from Doki Doki Literature Club. Not all of my answers are strange."

Natsuki exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE INCORRECT STOP, NATSUKI IS CONSUMED BY FIRE.

The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Yuri, Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Sabin, The Joker, Teddie, The Carebears, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:45 pm

Neni, why do you like making my life harder for me. Jesus, okay, let's have Yuri disembark now.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:48 pm

Yuri exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE CORRECT STOP. YURI IS TURNED INTO A TREE AND FED ON BY [REDACTED]
The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Winnie the Pooh, Sabin, The Joker, Teddie, The Carebears, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario.
Mr. Bones fiddles with the radio.
THE GRIM REAPER BLOWS THE HORN is still playing.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by General Tommy on Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:58 pm

Mr. Bones, here's a question for ya: How many stops are there on this ride? Furthermore, what happens in the event that we visit all the stops but there are still people present on the train? More specifically, will the train loop back around to Stop 1?
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:01 pm

Keep asking questions, guys! Anything you can think of!

Also, down with Winnie the Pooh
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:04 pm


"VERY good question, my boy. Or more accurately, questions. I will not answer them in the order you asked them, but I will address them all! This train is on a line, not a loop. Think of a subway, like those in DC or New York! There are stops all along this line and we can go forward and backwards."

"If we visit all the stops and people are still present on the train... Nothing special happens! It's business as usual on the old ride!"

"Now, as for how many stops there are? Well, you'll have to find that out with some old elbow grease and DETERMINATION!"

Winnie the Pooh exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE INCORRECT STOP. POOH IS CONSUMED BY FLAMES.
The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Sabin, The Joker, Teddie, The Carebears, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario.
Mr. Bones eats a scone.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Reverie on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:07 pm

If we get to one end of the line and then back to the other, will we then know how many stops there are and the number of each one?

Throw out Teddie. I'm sure he'll be back.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by General Tommy on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:10 pm

Next question then. How far away are we from the closest endpoint of the line? An exact number of stops would be best, but if not, a general answer of, say, "middle of the track" or "3/4ths of the way through" would suffice.
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Re: Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

Post by Giggles on Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:13 pm



"Well, if you can count, Reverie, then yes, I imagine you will!"
"General, we are roughly... 70% of the way to the upper end of the line! Percentages are really just manly fractions, aren't they?"

Teddie exits the train.

Calculating...

THIS IS THE INCORRECT STOP. TEDDIE IS CONSUMED BY FLAMES.

The train is currently at stop ? + 2.
The current occupants are: Derp Scout, Marco, Monokuma, Papa bear, Mama bear, baby bear, the gummy bears, Lizzy McGuire, Sabin, The Joker, The Carebears, Steven Universe, Illidan Stormrage, and Wario.
Mr. Bones watches Your Name and cries like a little girl when the pen drops.
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