The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and his Ramen Strike Revenge

Today my fellow members of Case Files we shall embark on creating the greatest piece of fiction ever created. How will we do this, you ask? Simple! Together we shall create a story one word at a time which will definetly 100% thread together into a completely coherent narrative. First we shall create the title of this story one word per post, but before that I have some small rules to impose to make sure that this works properly.

Rules:
1. Only one word per poster
2. Your word must gramatically follow on from the last. It's okay if the actual prose is nonsensical.
3. Punctuation does not count as your word! You may end the sentence if it is sensible to do so, add any commas or other punctuation. If the person before you used a proper noun, a person's name, or a place, you may turn it into a possessive with an apostraphe if you want! e.g. I say "Cthulhu" and you could post "Cthulhu's underwear".
4. We are constantly adding to the story, so every word before your post shall appear in yours.
5. If the story's size seems a bit bloated, you can chose to start a new chapter if it is grammatically sensible to end the current sentence! When a new chapter is started, you don't include text from the last chapter.
6. Line breaks and paragraphs may be added when sensible to do so.

Whew! That was more than I expected to write for the rules, but before we get to writing this masterpiece, we must give it a title.

Starting now:

The

The balls

The balls of

The balls of Orion

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II:

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and his

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and his Ramen Strike

The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and his Ramen Strike Revenge

Orion

Orion was

Orion was waking

Orion was waking stickily from

Oiron was waking stickily from whatever

Oiron was waking stickily from whatever fluid

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli. Just

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli. Just as