Why Was I Banned?

Banned because it's your fault as usual

Banned because I'm three pages late and started swinging the hammer randomly

Banned for not showing your randomly selected victim any [MERCY]

Banned FOR NOT SHOWING YOUR SENIOR DETECTIVES ANY RESPECT

Banned for no avatar, smhtbhfam.

Banned for- wait, senior detectives, plural?

uh, i mean, i guess you're banned for not pulling the troops out of iraq. typical giggles, never pulling out.

I- Oh goodness. Banned because that was far too lewd for this forum.

Banned because

"Oh goodness" - Giggles, 2018

Banned for having a sense of humor so dry that everyone was instantly turned to dust when you dropped a snarky remark. :p

alternatively, banned because you're so awesome you make everyone else feel bad about themselves for not being as awesome as you

Banned because that's definitely not physically possible

Alternatively, banned because no, that's you and who else would try this hard to keep up with me

Banned because you're Veri terrible.

Banned because that pun was one of the worst puns I've seen in my life. No stars for you.

Banned because fuck you, those type of puns are Veri funny, true classics. A must-pun, if you will, when given the chance. You cannot even begin to grasp the pun. YOU CANNOT.

Banned because the voices demanded it

Banned because there are no voices.

Banned for not believing in the voices

Banned for not recording the voices and posting them in the next vine compilation.

Banned for picking THE EXACT THREE DAYS that I can't do things to decide to come within an hour's drive of me.

Banned for being so busy... Also, once I get new tires, i'll find other times.

Banned for allowing this classic game to go 12 days without a new post.

...What do you mean, "it can't be the last poster's fault"?

Banned for suggesting we break one of the site's most sacred rules by double posting.

Banned for naming the rule you will be banned for

Banned for not knowing it's not the Giggles line anymore.

Banned because it's always the Giggles Line.

Banned because it's the adventure line and also how is it the Giggles line? I've never accidentally pulled NSFW results from a bot or sent people to dead baby jail or even, god forbid, dissed someone's mother.