The Balls of Orion Cumberpatch II: Cliff Skywalker and his Ramen Strike Revenge

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Post by Ghost on Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:06 pm

Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli. Just as the king approached his subject tap-dancingly marching, Orion brazenly exploded. This transformed a simple trumpet-loving king into Cliff's personal maid. Incidentally, his shoes matched Orion's snowglobe shaped bowl of Dragon Puffs. That angered John Cena's father, who suplexed the westernmost train into Timbuktu. Home was Timbuktu, Cliff's notes showed. The tragedy continued with Cena's father decapitating his own son using porcupines' feet. Said feet-irradiated, nacho-cheese flavored father proceeded to resurrect Orion.

"Fucking balls!" screamed Elliot, who punched Orion through Isla Muerte, which Cliff had lived on for fifty farthings and a wiimote's strap.

Meanwhile, Kamurocho Joe Bob Dingle Kiryu was just singing poorly about Chris-chan's prison, which was in Charlottesville, VA. VA, naturally exploded loudly. This was unnoticeable from anywhere. Nothing else exploded throughout explosions across Isla Muerte. Platypus eggs exploded into a Superplatypus with explosion-proof explosions.

"Superplatypus, you will rue destroying Marshmallow Town!" Orion exploded verbally
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Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli. Just as the king approached his subject tap-dancingly marching, Orion brazenly exploded. This transformed a simple trumpet-loving king into Cliff's personal maid. Incidentally, his shoes matched Orion's snowglobe shaped bowl of Dragon Puffs. That angered John Cena's father, who suplexed the westernmost train into Timbuktu. Home was Timbuktu, Cliff's notes showed. The tragedy continued with Cena's father decapitating his own son using porcupines' feet. Said feet-irradiated, nacho-cheese flavored father proceeded to resurrect Orion.

"Fucking balls!" screamed Elliot, who punched Orion through Isla Muerte, which Cliff had lived on for fifty farthings and a wiimote's strap.

Meanwhile, Kamurocho Joe Bob Dingle Kiryu was just singing poorly about Chris-chan's prison, which was in Charlottesville, VA. VA, naturally exploded loudly. This was unnoticeable from anywhere. Nothing else exploded throughout explosions across Isla Muerte. Platypus eggs exploded into a Superplatypus with explosion-proof explosions.

"Superplatypus, you will rue destroying Marshmallow Town!" Orion exploded verbally at

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Post by Giggles on Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:34 am


Orion was waking stickily from whatever fluid coated New York's deli. Just as the king approached his subject tap-dancingly marching, Orion brazenly exploded. This transformed a simple trumpet-loving king into Cliff's personal maid. Incidentally, his shoes matched Orion's snowglobe shaped bowl of Dragon Puffs. That angered John Cena's father, who suplexed the westernmost train into Timbuktu. Home was Timbuktu, Cliff's notes showed. The tragedy continued with Cena's father decapitating his own son using porcupines' feet. Said feet-irradiated, nacho-cheese flavored father proceeded to resurrect Orion.

"Fucking balls!" screamed Elliot, who punched Orion through Isla Muerte, which Cliff had lived on for fifty farthings and a wiimote's strap.

Meanwhile, Kamurocho Joe Bob Dingle Kiryu was just singing poorly about Chris-chan's prison, which was in Charlottesville, VA. VA, naturally exploded loudly. This was unnoticeable from anywhere. Nothing else exploded throughout explosions across Isla Muerte. Platypus eggs exploded into a Superplatypus with explosion-proof explosions.

"Superplatypus, you will rue destroying Marshmallow Town!" Orion exploded verbally at Superplatypus.
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Post by Ghost on Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:58 am

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Post by Giggles on Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:53 pm

Cliff shanked
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Post by Reverie on Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:21 am

Cliff shanked several
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Post by Giggles on Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:22 am

Cliff shanked several cultists
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Cliff shanked several cultists with

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Post by Giggles on Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:57 pm

Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana.
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Post by Ghost on Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:31 pm

Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel
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Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god

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Post by Ghost on Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:16 am

Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god, please."
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Post by Giggles on Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:21 am

Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god, please." His
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Post by Ghost on Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:41 am

Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god, please." His banana
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Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god, please." His banana drooped
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Cliff shanked several cultists with a banana. "Peel this god, please." His banana drooped, but his eggplant rose seductively moist. Peeling
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